How to Spot a Golf Cheat
Golf is such an expansive and largely un-monitored game that it falls upon the individual to be utterly honest with themselves and thereby their fellow golfers in order to retain a fair and level playing field on which we all compete, in line with the same Rules, in the same spirit.
But, as in pretty much every facet of human life, there will be those prepared to bend or break the rules to gain advantage. There are always suggestions of cheating through the game of golf, from the elite right down to the grassroots level.
With anecdotal evidence at every level of the game, such broad scope for infractions and a reliance on self-policing that a minority choose to be a little lax on, cheating is, unfortunately, something that exists in golf.
With that in mind, here are the top-10 areas where golfing cheats look to “get away with it:” Keep your eyes peeled. Here is how to spot a golf cheat…
1. The “Lost” Ball
• Dropping a ball and playing it – the classic “trouser leg.”
• Playing a ball that isn’t theirs – “Yup, found it!”
• Searching for more than three minutes, finding it and playing on.
• Hitting same model and number of provisional “Yeah, this is definitely the first one.”
Every ball you hit should be uniquely identifiable. That means that if you have just hit a Titleist 1 with a blue dot on it into the deep rough, your provisional should either feature a different number or a different marking.
2. “I’m Not Playing it From There”
• Kicking out sideways – the “leather wedge.”
• Moving the ball to a preferable spot – “I was just identifying it.”
• Flattening grass (The pummel, not the waggle, and a downward press!)
• Breaking branches – “If I just bend that…SNAP…Ah, there we go.”
• Accidentally knocking off a branch on practice swing and not declaring – Also one that some might need a bit of education on…
• Grounding club firmly in bunker to improve route to back of ball.
3. Scorecard Shenanigans
• Magic pencil after round – Wilful doctoring of the card.
• Announcing the wrong score on course – Should be easily challenged by vigilant playing partner
• Accepting lower score written down by partner – “Erm, yes, that was par.”
• Realizing later that score inputted was lower but not informing secretary or other official…“Well I didn’t win anyway.”
• Not handing in scorecard immediately – generally a rules misunderstanding but one that should be pointed out!
4. Equipment Violations
• Knowingly playing with illegal, non-conforming, equipment
• Altering equipment during round – Possibly ignorance of rules
• More than 14 clubs in the bag – wilful if done knowingly or opportunistic if noticed after the round and not announced.
• Tampering with equipment – Vaseline on clubface for instance.
5. On Course Antics
• Not announcing an air shot – “It was a practice swing!”
• Not announcing a ball moving in the rough – “I got no advantage!”
• Playing from out of bounds – “No, it was just still in…Sorry for playing out of turn by the way.”
• Not counting how many shots played, “I think it was a nine.”
• Being late to the tee and not applying penalty – thought of by many as not cheating but it’s against the rules!
6. Banditry
Yes, this is cheating too:
• Not playing enough counting rounds to get cut.
• Throwing in a couple of closing doubles to avoid a cut.
• Declaring a false handicap. Selecting an unofficial number and then beating it by a few shots is a sure way to rile all those who do play with an official handicap.
7. On the Green
• Moving the marker closer to the hole when a playing partner isn’t looking.
• Marking to side then remarking behind – Often an indicator of the dishonest golfer.
• Moving a marker off a playing partner’s line and then returning it closer to the hole…Tough to spot!
8. Questionable Dropping
• Ignoring nearest point of relief.
• Dropping outside permitted distance.
• Taking liberties with a back in line drop… “Yes, this nice clear area is definitely in line with the pin.” …Or is it?
• Over-estimating where a ball crossed a penalty area line – Possibly wilful but hard to prove, perhaps a lack of rules knowledge or just a misjudgement.
• Bending the rules to try to get a free drop – Saying you’re going to play a 4-iron when actually you’d only get a wedge at it.
9. Matchplay (Cheating or gamesmanship?)
Certainly a bad sign if any of the following are spotted:
• Finding opponent’s ball and not saying anything.
• Not looking for opponent’s ball – is it cheating or bad sportsmanship?
• Deliberate slow play.
• Deliberately putting off an opponent by coughing, rustling change or similar.
10. “It’s Just a Bounce Game”
It can be more difficult to deal with cheating in bounce games as it’s up to the individuals participating to take a firm line. Particularly now with General Play scores counting for handicap under the World Handicap System. Things to look out for include:
• Players giving themselves putts.
• A player giving one person in the group putts but not others.
• Announcing a mulligan or “don’t count that one.”
• Being purposefully ignorant of rules – “Yeah, I get a drop from there I’m sure.”
• Announcing a false handicap.
by Fergus Bisset
